Tus Madres
I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD

pussyhands:

what if our use of emojis gradually becomes so extensive that we actually circle back to writing in hieroglyphics


confirmance:

i wonder if anyone else in the world has the same password as me

(Source: confirmance)


roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

(Source: acebethchilds)


phobias:

and the lord said to john, come forth and receive eternal life, but john came fifth and received a toaster 


2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference